No, you can’t possibly hate Mr. Potato Head. If you have any hard feelings toward the Tater, just shuffle the pieces around and you got a new “spudly” friend. Make your own pieces from year-old sour cream and kosher bacon bits. Please don’t hate me; I am just trying to give some advice on not hating on the potato humanoid underground dweller (PHUD).
I have no argument against any other your other hatreds, just stay away from the PHUD.
Look at him, with his silly-stupid grin. He hasn’t been through what I have. I hate him, I hate him!